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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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JERVIS: Oh, dear.

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Such table manners.

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Perhaps I can make you act
a bit more civilized.

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(DEVICES BEEPING)

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(LAUGHS) Bravo!

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They all laughed when I said I'd find
a way to tap into another

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creature's mind.

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Why, with this band and these
electrodes,

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I can control anything.

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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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Psst, Jervis.

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Oh, Alice.
(STUTTERING) What a nice surprise.

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Yeah, yeah. Look busy.

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Dr. Cates, Mr. Wayne.

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Right this way.

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Bruce, you remember Jervis Tetch.

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- Hello.
- Of course.

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I read your proposal on using microchips
to enhance the brain's potential.

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Sounds intriguing.

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Actually, the prototype
isn't quite ready yet.

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Tetch, I think we owe our founder
and employer, Mr. Wayne,

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a little more than lame excuses.

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- Sorry.
- That's all right, Dr. Cates.

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Mr. Tetch is a valued member
of our research team.

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I'm sure we can spare him more time.

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As you say, Bruce.

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Thank you.

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You got off easy this time, Tetch,

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but heads could roll
if you slip up again.

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She's always like that
when the big boss drops by.

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Cheer up. Mr. Wayne knows
what you mean to the company.

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Oh.

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Sometimes, Alice, I think you're
the only one who understands me.

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(CHUCKLES) That's just
what my boyfriend says.

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I guess I'm lucky to have two
such amazing men in my life.

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See you after lunch.

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Of course, intellectually,
I know it's all wrong.

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She's got a boyfriend, after all.

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Better to withdraw like a gentleman.
Forget her.

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Turn my heart to other pursuits.

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(SLURPS)

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Never!

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Look. I've already developed
a circuitry card

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powerful enough
to control a human brain.

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It would be so easy to make her forget
her boorish beau and love me.

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Ah.

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But that would reduce her
to a soulless shell.

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Oh, no, not my Alice.

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Oh.

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It's hopeless.

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- (ALICE SOBBING)
- DR. CATES: Oh, Alice, I'm sorry.

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(SOBBING CONTINUES)

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Curiouser and curiouser.

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(SOBBING CONTINUES)

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ALICE: I just wanted to talk about
where our relationship was going

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and Billy got so defensive.

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Mmm. Classic male fear of commitment.

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The next thing I knew,
we were shouting, screaming.

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Saying we never wanted
to see each other again.

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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

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(LAUGHS) She's mine for the asking.

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I'll sweep her off her feet, treat her
to a wonderful night on the town and...

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Nothing.

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What could a beautiful girl like her
ever see in someone like me?

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How could I impress her?

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Hmm.

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How, indeed.

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Jervis?

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Good evening, Miss Pleasance.

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I'm here to help you forget
your recent heartbreak.

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Gotham can be a wonderland, Alice.

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Tonight, let me be your guide.

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I'll get my coat.

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Did you see that?

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- Gotta be the Bat-Creep.
- Hey, easy money headed our way.

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This is really a surprise, Jervis.
You're so...

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Quiet at work.

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Ah, still waters run deep, my dear.

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It's been my philosophy that people
should take what they want from life.

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THUG: Hey, ours too.

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Okay, Mr. Hat, let's have the money.

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On your way, curs,
lest I'm forced to teach you a lesson.

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Jervis, no.

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It's your funeral, nut boy.

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(DEVICES BEEPING)

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Please, Mr. Hat, go easy on us.

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We're sorry. Honest.

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Why don't you do something useful,
like, oh, go jump in the river.

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Okay.

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- Are you all right?
- I'm sorry you had to see that.

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But they had to be taught a lesson.

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<i>Dare we hope Gotham treats you
to an early evening, sir?</i>

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I should be so lucky. The police
emergency band just switched on.

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<i>Then I'll prepare your usual breakfast,
toast, coffee, bandages.</i>

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Good night, Alfred.

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POLICE DISPATCHER ON RADIO:
<i>All units. All units.</i>

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<i>Two possible suicides reported scaling
the Gotham Bridge suspension tower.</i>

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<i>- All units, please respond.</i>
- BATMAN: Guess I'm elected.

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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(WHIRRING)

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Engage.

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Lousy night for a swim.

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Mr. Hat told us to jump in the river.

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Right. Look, you guys stay calm and...

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Gotta do what Mr. Hat says.

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(BATMAN GRUNTING)

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Stop!

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No!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(GASPS) Hey, man, keep away from me.

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We never touched the creep.

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Okay, maybe we hit him up
for money, but we never...

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Hey, what are we doing here?

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Monsieur Tetch, I have created
a gastronomical delight for you.

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All on the house, of course.

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Thank you, Antoine.

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Pardon, Monsieur Tetch.

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Would you be so kind as to favor us
with a photo for our celebrity wall?

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Enchanté, my dear.

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I had no idea you were
such a man about town.

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Ah, this is a side I share only
with those closest to me.

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(SLOW VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)

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Don't forget to lock up
when you're done, Mr. Tetch.

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Right-o.

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You know, <i>Alice in Wonderland</i>
was always my favorite story.

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Do you remember
"The Mock Turtle's Song"?

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(SINGING)
<i>Will you, won't you, will you, won't you</i>

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Won't you join the dance?

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(SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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When you showed me that strange card,
I recalled an image from my childhood.

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It seems those near-suicides

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had a run-in
with a self-styled Mad Hatter.

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BATMAN: I saw that picture earlier today

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in the office of a scientist
who creates circuitry similar to this.

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Thank you for a wonderful time.
You're a terrific friend.

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Until tomorrow, dear Alice.

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Tomorrow and every day afterward.

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(BLOWS KISS)

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What a sweet, funny man.

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- BILLY: Alice?
- Billy?

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Baby, I'm sorry. Can we talk?

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(SINGING)
<i>Will you, won't you, will you...</i>

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(CHUCKLES) Ah, good morning. Hello!
Good to see you. Lovely day, what?

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SINGING SOFTLY)

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(GASPS)

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Oh, Jervis, thanks so much
for cheering me up last night.

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Listen, I have the most incredible news.

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Billy was there
after you dropped me off.

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He apologized. I forgave him.

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And then, he gave me this.

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Can you believe it?

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I'm getting married.

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Jervis, your hand.

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Oh, it's nothing. Forget it.

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- And congratulations.
- Jervis?

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Jervis?

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I can still fix this. I can still win!

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- (DOOR OPENS)
- DR. CATES: Tetch!

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I don't know what you did,

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but Bruce Wayne
is demanding to see you now!

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I promise you, Tetch, it's your head

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if you've gotten
my department in any trouble.

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Oh, do be quiet, Dr. Cates!

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(DEVICE BEEPS)

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Excuse me, Alice.
Have you seen Marcia or Jervis Tetch?

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They left together
about half an hour ago.

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Together?

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hello? Hi, sweetie.

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- My fiancé.
- (WHISPERS) Congratulations.

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Billy, what's wrong?
You sound so... What?

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But why? Billy? Billy.

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Excuse me, Mr. Wayne. (SHAKILY)
I think I'm gonna need a minute alone.

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(SOBBING)

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Sorry, Billy, me lad,
but all's fair in love and war.

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(SNIFFLES)

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(GASPS)

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Alice, darling.

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(GASPS)

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I had to come back when I heard
that cad abandoned you again.

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How did you know? I didn't tell anyone.

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MAD HATTER: Oh, pish tosh.

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What matters now is we have each other,
now and forever.

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(GASPS) Oh...

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This is getting too weird.

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What have you done with
Marcia Cates and this girl's fiancé?

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00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:02,943
No, I don't like this game.

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Let's play another.

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(DEVICE BEEPING)

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(SCREAMS)

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I anticipated there'd be trouble sooner
or later, so I enlisted some help.

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I'm sure you recognize my friends,
the Walrus and the Carpenter.

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(GRUNTS)

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Why are you doing this?

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For us, my dearest.

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Oh, believe me.
I didn't want it this way.

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(BATMAN GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(STRAINING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(DEVICE BEEPING)

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MAD HATTER:
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.

206
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,063
How I wonder what you're at.

207
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:18,370
Now, this is a game more to my liking.

208
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,666
Are you, the famous Batman,
so intent upon destroying my happiness

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00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:27,045
that you'll harm these poor,
mind-warped innocents to get me?

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Let's find out. (CLAPS)

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Off with his head.

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(GRUNTS)

213
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,860
Oh, one thing I forgot to mention.

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My control over my pawns
increases their strength. (LAUGHS)

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Guess you found that out, huh?

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BATMAN: Oh! (GRUNTS)

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00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,379
Off with his head!

218
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,404
(GROANS)

219
00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:35,905
Batman.

220
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There's the knave. Off with his head!

221
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They're programmed to attack me.

222
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- But they won't fight you.
- I gotcha.

223
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(DEVICE BEEPING)

224
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My aching skull.

225
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:53,673
Come, my dear. It's time we were away.

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(SLAMS)

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MAD HATTER: You're mighty
in Gotham, Batman,

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but in Wonderland,
the Mad Hatter reigns supreme.

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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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(MAD HATTER GROWLING)

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00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:05,161
(DISHES SHATTERING)

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00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,916
I'll cut that cowl off your neck
before you'll take her.

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I've waited my whole
lonely life for her!

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00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,672
Then all you've waited for is a puppet.

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A soulless little doll.

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00:20:19,926 --> 00:20:23,888
It didn't have to be this way.
You made me do this to her!

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00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,348
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

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00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,685
(MAD HATTER GROWLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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(BATMAN STRAINING)

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(LAUGHS MANICALLY)

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(GASPS) Grrr!

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00:20:58,965 --> 00:20:59,966
(SCREAMS)

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- BILLY: Alice?
- Oh, Billy!

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00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:27,494
(GROANING)

249
00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:38,797
Would not, could not...

250
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Would not, could not.

251
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,303
Oh, could not join the dance.

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